September 2011
15 posts
Scott Schuman, The “Sponsored” blogger.
Fashion aside, let’s focus on the advertising involved here. This guy is not arrogant in that he’s too confident and shrugs off the microbloggers following in his footsteps, his arrogance and naivety derive from the fact that he believes that American Apparel is “sponsoring” him. He huffs and puffs about his integrity. AA is...
Bugs Infesting Area Apartment Have No Clear Goal →
BUFFALO, NY—Residents in a downtown apartment questioned the goals and motives of the bugs infesting their home this week after watching cockroaches wander aimlessly from room to room with no apparent objective. “At first I thought they were just searching for food,” Valerie Dicaro said Wednesday, adding that she figured the bugs would have their act together by now, considering it’s been six...
J: (While playing a video game) Alright, where the fuck is the ground?
TD: (While intoxicated, and slightly relieved by the recognition of similar concerns) That’s what I’m sayin’!
pax-amdg asked: Incredible blog. I'm so glad I found it.
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Every Facebook status is an anecdote concerning, or rather a plea of hatred toward Facebook. Changes start to circulate and its users feel mistreated, as if the updates had the full intent of inconveniencing those avid users. Zuckerberg created something so powerful that not only would it manifest itself as a societal normality, but would manifest itself inside itself. Inception of the mass...
KIDS & GLORY
Not unlike those deeply light saturated photographs of summer days, sunlit nostalgia encapsulated for eternity, a group of kids roamed the beach that adjoined the Atlantic. I leave out an adjective preceding the group simply because “kids” humors the wandering imagination. Kids are just kids, with but only spontaneity as a reflection of their nerves. I thought of tagging them with a...
HUMAN BEINGS IN A MOB, WHAT'S A MOB TO A KING,...
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The nonsense experiment I crafted now has 6 times...
Synopsis of MaconSun, provided by it’s author: Creative writing with the intent to provide meaningful content, lacks professional edges, rivaled vocabulary, unabashed use of aids, littered with drug references, melancholic, conversations relevant likely only to the author, lacks photography simply because I am not a photographer, the quality comes when most disconnected. Stay tuned,...
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I stood idly with my two extremities, my foundation, seemingly sunken into the pavement. The same pavement that stretches down streets that wouldn’t exist otherwise, the muck and mile too familiar, dubbed cleanly by societal norms. Clean in the sense of organization anyway, I could go further: An expose: How Roads Shaped Society, or Streets Accredited with Infrastructural Confines, or simply...
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Frank Ocean: a non fictitious anecdote to himself,...
“hey chris,
your name is frank now..it’s a long story. your girlfriend is about to break up with you because of the long distance. it’s ok. & that job you’re working..well, you’re gonna have to work there for another year and some months.. & then you’re gonna get fired. you’re gonna work a couple more jobs after that too. nothing glamorous. kinkos and at&t if you really want...
Dive Bars, Wicked Scars, All Stars. Stickers with this printed across are all over this city, turning this town into some sort of occult following. The lines spill out of the doors to the Armory as skimpy outfitted women of all ages smile and stamp forehands, as if you’re to enter a bar through the doors. Once through the doors and swimming through a sea of tattoos, beer, and screaming, one...
